You Ain't Rock

Some ladies will bend over for anyone. *Insert Ex-Girlfriend’s name here*

Rihanna bends over for robots.

Way to go!

Yo, Tito is one of the people who helped You Ain’t Rock go from an idea to reality. When he does well we gotta show the love. Check out the spread he landed in Hip Hop Weekly Magazine! Catch more of the masterbater eh, masterblogger here!

Spotted on The Consumerist

From Rodel and his Hoes.

Here’s a few more shots from Saturday’s FFDP show in Worcester!

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This past Saturday night, Five Finger Death Punch rocked the Palladium in Worcester, Massachusetts! It was a damn cold night, but fans braved the weather to wait in line to see FFDP, Shadows Fall, God Forbid and 2 Cents.

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With a name like this, Jesus Condom could easily be a religious porn star:
“Jesus Condom in The Second Coming of Christ!” or “Jesus Rises Again”.

That’s what she said.

Poor kid obviously hates picture day and his damn name.

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…THANKS TO US! haha   It was The Viking’s Birthday yesterday. Fantasy Island in West LA equipped with a staff full of off the boat Russian strippers are now out of alcohol….and the girls are being treated for rug burn. NEVER wear corduroy to a strip club…just sayin. HAHA
Moses even made his first ever appearance at an establishment of that nature. 40 lapdances, mega 151 shots and then no attempt to vomit outside the car leads to photo below. Yes, he is holding a 2 Drink Minimum sign that we stole. The garden hose was used to clean the crime scene. Special thanks to Kim, Erin and representatives from every Asian nation that made an appearance!

…ER…you get the idea. haha

It’s no surprise Metallica sings about death and dying. But have you ever been bored enough to count how many times they mention it? Well, someone was and this is the end result:

Notice how the ’90s Metallica is severely lacking in the death department. I blame Bob Rock. Long live 80s Metallica and death and dying and diiiiiieeeee!

Thanks to Eric for passing this on!

Compact Cars Only? Don’t think so… haha

And I even made it back to the beach to catch this number…