You Ain't Rock

Hang out a minute. Jimmy Roc is here to fix you up.

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Ok Ok.. I get it. You’re thinking what the hell is this all about. There is Metal stuff, Rock Stuff, Hip Hop, Movie crap, World & drug induced news. Yes… Its all true. I’ll be coming at you with daily video blogs, interviews, exclusive videos, tracks & photos that can only be seen here. Its like mixing a burrito with apple juice and a mustard covered brownie. I know there are other “blog” sites. This is a network. I’m building an army. Oh yeah. YOU AIN’T ROCK merchandise coming soon. Wear it proudly.

So you’re like…who’s this Jimmy Roc dude. I’m a host you dumb mother f*****. I’ve been fortunate to provide media for Mayhemfest, Family Values, Ozzfest–Interviewed everyone from Meshuggah to Ice-T with Body Count. A lot of my stuff can be seen on Hollywoodmusic.tv and Thestream.tv along with other online networks. I started off driving a van for a radio station in Providence, RI. The retard PD thought I would be best behind the scenes. I thought differently. So I went to Market 5 and got myself an On-Air gig at the Active Rock station of the year at the time. Then between waking up with one too many morning show calendar girls and it being 8 degrees..I realized I was too good looking for radio. I quit the station effective March 19th 2006. The log instructed me to play Weezer. I dropped it and put on Silenced by Mudvayne. Drank a bottle of wine and got on the plane. I arrived in Los Angeles March 21st 2006. Been gridin’ ever since. I’ve slept in storage bins, showered with garden hoses behind dumpsters and discovered marijuana. I grew up watching The A-Team and Knight Rider. Damn. My younger brother is named after David Hasselhoff in that TV show. Yeah. Mike Rock is good people. I need to get him out in LA. I love Los Angeles. Best city in the whole world. Favorite baseball team is The Oakland Athletics. Favorite car is a 1968 dodge charger. Hows that for a Bio. Oh yeah. I’m the best host in the game. I’ll go toe to toe with anyone. I’m here to put you out of business…but just go with it. Its less painful that way.

Take a break between surfing for hardcore porn and check it out often. I don’t sleep..I’m on here all day and night!

Scheduled launch date is March 23, 2009. Los Angeles – Worldwide

You Ain’t Rock…its like saying….Yo.. You Ain’t Rock…You Ain’t Nothin! haha. Use it frequently in your daily talk.

New features will be rolling out as we go.

I don’t care where you are in the world. If there is something music related that needs press and doesn’t suck…hit me up.

If you have breakin’ news and think it would flow with this cluster F of a website hit the contact box or Jimmyroc@youain’trock.com

Put a face to the madness.

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