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Archive for August, 2009

Rock Of Love…With Jon Gosselin?

I watch some trashy reality tv, especially all the “Rock of Love” series & spin-offs.

However, since “Daisy of Love” ended, I have been without my ridiculous VH1 shows (“Megan Wants a Millionaire” doesn’t count since that dude killed his wife and I refuse to watch an hour devoted to Megan Hauserman. Daisy was at least tolerable and some of those dudes were hot…by the way, this is not Jimmy writing this hahaha. Or is it??).

If VH1 doesn’t have any “Rock of Love” or other quality reality shows in the mix for the upcoming season, I figure I’d help them out with some ideas of my own.
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I Want To Go On Larry King And Bring Dottie Roc

Jimmy Roc here..

I just spent 3 hours at the Culver City DMV…so pardon me.

Chris Brown. You go on Larry King. You bring your mom. Awesome.

I gotta go to court for a speeding ticket. I’m flying my mom out for that one.

You then claim you don’t remember doing it. Thats cool too.

Ya got off pretty clean. Community Service… No more Got Milk? Ads… Ok Got it.

What the F*** is up with the outfit man? Are you for real? You Most Definetly Ain’t Rock.
…it looks like Ice Cream man ran a train on a village of Smurfs!

Listen… I been around plenty of women that needed to get smacked up.
I’m not here to tell you what to do.
I don’t prefer to smack people with vaginas or those smaller than me.

Take you Flax Oil Chris Breezy…. Or Phil Anselmo will getcha!

Enough of me jabberin. Watch the dope for himself.

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Get Into Shape With Phil Anselmo!

Great advice from Phil.

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“Sound of Madness” – Shinedown

A few years ago while backing out the radio station van, I almost knocked down Brent from Shinedown. He survived to make this video.

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A Song For Chi

Dig it..

The all-star lineup of Korn’s “Fieldy”, “Munky”, Ray Luzier, and former guitarist Brian “Head” Welch, Slipknot’s Jim Root, and Sid Wilson, Sevendust’s Clint Lowery, and Morgan Rose, POD’s Wuv, Metallica’s Robert Trujillo, Hatebreed’s Wayne Lozinak, Disturbed’s Mike Wengren, Killswitch Engage’s Adam Dutkiewicz, and Machine Head’s Dave McClain have banded together to record a new instrumental song to benefit Deftones bassist Chi Cheng who was injured in a car accident last November, but still remains in a “semi-conscious state“.

Spotted on Tunelab


You can download the song here.

Make sure to make a donation for Chi Cheng at this location.

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The Informant – Trailer

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Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis…And No One Cares.

Seriously, if this was 1996, maybe we would care.

Apparently Noel is planning to put all his energy into getting this straw into his mouth instead of making music with his brother.

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The Men Who Stare At Goats – Trailer

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Five Finger Death Punch – Hard To See

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Doc Bottoms Aspray

Tito over at 57thAve sent this my way….
….makes you wonder. haha

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