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Archive for June, 2009

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Driving (A Bulldozer) While Intoxicated
Ohio man suspected of upturning neighbor’s lawn under influence.

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…In an apparent drunk driving first, the Ohio man is facing criminal charges for allegedly piloting a bulldozer while intoxicated. Tite, 57, was nabbed last Friday after he drove the heavy machinery onto a neighbor’s property and uprooted trees and dug up a swath of lawn. Tite, pictured in the below mug shot, was arrested by Huron County Sheriff’s Office deputies and charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, criminal damage, and resisting arrest. Cops responded to the crime scene after the neighbor called 911 to report, “Bob Tite was driving a bull dozer through his yard,” according to a sheriff’s report. After posting $18,000 bond, Tite was released Saturday from jail, and is scheduled for a July 21 court hearing. Tite’s bulldozer joins a motorized bar stool, a Zamboni, and a lawnmower as among the more unique vehicles allegedly driven by a plastered motorist…

Thanks to Alex for sending this my way!

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Mariah Carey Dresses Up Like Eminem

You Ain’t Rock most definetly…. but this is funny as hell!

Mariah worked this get up for her new video “Obsessed”.

Waiting for Em’s response…

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More pics after the jump!
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Alice In Chains – A Looking In View

Dig it!

You can listen to the entire song here!!

Available for purchase here

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The Mars Volta – Since We’ve Been Wrong


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Alice In Chains – A Looking In View – 2nd Teaser Trailer

This makes me happy. Can’t wait to see them in August!!

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Yes Jimmy is still alive!

Hey guys this is Carrie lettin’ you all know that I got a text message from Jimmy, apparently he is stuck in Vegas and I am quoting here:

“let people know im out of my miiiiiiind! haha”

So no worries about good ole Jimmy I am sure he’ll be back to rock our eyeballs out soon on this here blog. :-P Woooo! More good stuff coming soon!

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Michael Jackson – R.I.P.

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Yo.. save the jokes. Homie influenced EVERYONE.

If he passed in his 20’s the story would be way different.

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Get CORE on Mayhem Fest!!

It takes 5 minutes. Do it. Do it. Do it.

These guys have been workin’ really hard.

Make sure you add their Myspace profile.
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Vegas – This Weekend!!

Yo! If I wind up missing a tooth and married to Heather Graham everything in life will be lovely.

Flipcam will be in hand!!

Updates of where we’ll be posted up coming soon!

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M.A.N. – Get Up, Stand Up – Bob Marley Cover

Dig one of my favorite bands that you need to know about!

Make sure you add them here

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